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Havyn

24.03.2018 um 10:12

Clan: T0werRangers
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Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren,

der Sachstand sieht wie folgt aus:
- Das Urinal wird regelmäßig dekorativ mit einem beachtlich langem Schamhaar dekoriert. Dunkel in seiner Form lächelt es einen an, während man sich erleichtert. Wie kann das sein?

Theorie eins:
- Reviermarkierung: Dem ehemaligen Besitzer reicht es nicht, seinen Standort mittels Urin zu markieren, da es an diesem Standort zu vergänglich ist. Netterweise zielt er nicht einfach daneben. So entscheidet er sich eine Prachtlocke zu zupfen und oben zu drapieren.

- Thermodynamik: Wer kennt es nicht? "Warme Luft steigt nach oben". Daher die Idee, dass der verströmte Urin ist so unglaublich heiß, dass es zu einem Updrift sondergleichen kommt. Die Haare wehen im Wind, es löst sich ein Haar und - *schwupps* - Haar auf dem Porzellan..

Bitte um Weitere überzeugendere Ideen?

Relentless

24.03.2018 um 10:14

Clan: GSHdudes
Postings: 309

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Haste mal bei X-Faktor das unfassbare angerufen ?

peppi

24.03.2018 um 10:15

Clan: Gamesession Hannover
Postings: 1960

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Ich vertrete die Theorie, dass das Urinal nicht aus Porzellan oder Keramik besteht, sondern ein eigenes Lebewesen ist, welches gerade einen beachtlichen Bartwuchs und die Pubertät durchlebt.
Das erklärt zusätzlich den zwischenzeitlich vertretenen Duft.

der_acid

24.03.2018 um 10:15

Clan: Team Junien
Postings: 30

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vieleicht ist es der Anfang eines gewobenen Handtuchs für eine Klo-vorreservierung?

FlashStriker

24.03.2018 um 10:17

Clan: Gondors Yellow Flash
Postings: 356

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Leite ich an @Schuli weiter.
Eine legende was solche Theorien angeht...

kakTuZ

24.03.2018 um 10:17

Clan: Grandma Death
Postings: 55

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Guter Anfang. Aber nur wenn du ausdrücklich darauf Hinweist ob du diese Erfahrungen im U18 oder Ü18 Klo memacht hast wird es ein gelungener Post.

devraNN

24.03.2018 um 11:27

Clan: BIG. OMEN ACADEMY
Postings: 57

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ich mag kartoffeln

Papercut

24.03.2018 um 11:31

Clan: rheeno.org
Postings: 630

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Wollte auch mal was posten
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Akamari

24.03.2018 um 11:52

Clan: Safcon
Postings: 246

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Vielleicht ergibt es sich auch wie folgt:

Nehmen wir die Toiletten auf denen man sitzen kann als eine Reihe und die zum Stehen als eine Zweite. Der dazwischen liegende Platz ist eine Weitere. Die Toiletten die sich gegenüberliegenden, sind wieder eine Reihe so ergibt sich ein Muster

OOO
OOO <---- So ungefähr
OOO

Wenn wir jetzt davon ausgehen das das Haar ein Feld markiert, ergibt sich der nahe liegende verdacht das es sich hierbei um das Spiel Tick Tack Toe handelt.

OOO
OOX <--- x ist das Haar
OOO

Die frage die sich jetzt stellt ist, wie markiert der andere Spieler sein Feld ?

Antwort:
Derjenige spielt alleine gegen die GSH - Immer wenn er die Örtlichkeiten aufsuchen muss markiert er ein Feld - Wenn die WC´s gereinigt werden oder einer seine Markierung entfernt weil er den Anblick nicht ertragen kann oder es weggespült oder geweht wird ist das Feld wieder frei. Also muss er nachlegen.

Ich denke wir suchen einen exzessiven IceTea Trinker denn nur so kann man die Häufigkeit der Besuche aufbringen im hier erfolgreich einen Sieg nachhause holen zu können.

Anbei möchte ich anmerken das mein Sitznachbar bereit 3L Wasser und fast 1L IceTea getrunken hat seit wir hier sind.

Foxmulder

24.03.2018 um 11:55

Clan: Team HBS
Postings: 173

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Ist vielleicht nen Glückshaar, wer's findet darf's behalten.
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Charlie Firpol

24.03.2018 um 11:58

Clan: Turtle eSport
Postings: 130

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Das Männchen zeigt Paarungswilligkeit. Lege deins daneben und warte auf eine Reaktion! Besser als jedes Tinder-Match!

Zure

24.03.2018 um 11:58

Clan: mixeN
Postings: 47

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Foxmulder hat folgendes geschrieben:

Ist vielleicht nen Glückshaar, wer's findet darf's behalten.

Danke, habe meine Sammlung schon fast komplett. Schwarz/lang, Schwarz/gelockt, Blond/Lang habe ich bereits. Blond/Gelockt fehlt mir noch -> Bitte melden, wer helfen kann!

Charlie Firpol

24.03.2018 um 12:00

Clan: Turtle eSport
Postings: 130

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Du brauchst noch einen Albino-Exoten. Die sind so hell, wenn sie nass sind sehen sie aus wie Glasnudeln.

.FuR-ExX'

24.03.2018 um 12:04

Clan: PIWO-SKILLED
Postings: 175

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Meine Theorie ist, dass die betreffende Person einen so immensen Strahl heraus uriniert, dass er durch den plötzlichen Druckabfall im Körper droht in Ohnmacht zu fallen.

Um beim Wasserlassen also nicht in die Toilette zu fallen, flechtet er aus seiner Schambehaarung ein Seil um sich so an der Schüssel festzubinden. Dabei kann sich hin und wieder ein Haar aus dem Geflecht lösen und zurückbleiben.

SarcasM

24.03.2018 um 12:15

Clan: Pixel Dynasty
Postings: 7

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Ist einfach abgefallen Leute, nicht mehr und nicht weniger.

PanzerPaulchen

24.03.2018 um 12:17

Clan: Die Stabilen
Postings: 354

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Der Name ist Programm.

der_acid

24.03.2018 um 12:20

Clan: Team Junien
Postings: 30

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durch die länge koennte das haar auch eine kontaktaufnahme von ausser-kloischen wesen sein - das haar ist hierbei die antenne und schwingt in resonanz... dafür muss es allerdings immer schön feucht gehalten werden

Schuli

24.03.2018 um 12:33

Clan: T0werRangers
Postings: 883

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Akamari hat folgendes geschrieben:

Was er sagt - besser kann ich auch nicht, das ist zu geil

Relentless

24.03.2018 um 14:20

Clan: GSHdudes
Postings: 309

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Kann man das noch als Zahnseide benutzen ?

Foxmulder

24.03.2018 um 14:24

Clan: Team HBS
Postings: 173

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Ist das Geheimnis ob U18 oder Ü18 schon gelüftet?
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FORUM::is_moderator -> for forumid: 8 0.040442 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.040455 - admin::hasRight -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE 0.040461 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.040473 - admin::hasRight -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE 0.040479 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.040491 - admin::hasRight -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE 0.040529 - HTML::template -> template: >forum_postingpart< 0.040581 - HTML::encode -> __________________[url=https://steamsignature.com][img]https... 0.040674 - HTML::encode -> replace run 1 0.040713 - HTML::encode -> replace run 2 0.040747 - FORUM::is_moderator -> for forumid: 8 0.040755 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.040769 - admin::hasRight -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE 0.040775 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.040787 - admin::hasRight -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE 0.040793 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.040805 - admin::hasRight -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE 0.040851 - HTML::template -> template: >forum_postingpart< 0.040927 - HTML::template -> template: >forum_postingindex< 0.041029 - FORUM::showthread -> check for moderator utils 0.041047 - FORUM::update_visit -> forumid: 8 threadid: 22626 posttime: 2018-03-24 14:24:43 0.041129 - GLOBAL::end userspace -> --------------------------------------------- 0.041195 - PAGE::render -> start rendering page layout 0.041203 - styles::getInstance -> do 0.041211 - USER::check_for_new_messages -> return 0.041224 - HTML::template -> template: >page_sitetitle< 0.041299 - dotSession::getInstance -> do 0.041308 - styles::getInstance -> do 0.041393 - HTML::template -> template: >page_topbanner< 0.041453 - PAGE::get_shortmenu -> return 0.041462 - styles::getInstance -> do 0.041468 - dotSession::getInstance -> do 0.041492 - SESSION::anz_onlineuser -> return 0.041504 - dotDatabase::query -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1782922732 0.041853 - dotDatabase::query -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1782922732 AND userid!=0 0.042193 - HTML::template -> template: >page_shortmenu< 0.042284 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- side=left 0.042296 - styles::getInstance -> do 0.042305 - GLOBAL::include -> class.cbox.php 0.042338 - dotCommon::classload -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php 0.043831 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: left::menu_news 0.043855 - CBOX::menu -> generate Menu Box >news< 0.043866 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.043878 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.043958 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu< 0.044038 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_left< == 1 0.044066 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_left< 0.044133 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: left::menu_info 0.044148 - CBOX::menu -> generate Menu Box >info< 0.044156 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.044166 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044186 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044202 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044216 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044231 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044245 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044259 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu< 0.044293 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_left< == 1 0.044315 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_left< 0.044340 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: left::menu_lan 0.044353 - CBOX::menu -> generate Menu Box >lan< 0.044360 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.044369 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044390 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044405 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044419 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044433 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044447 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044461 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044475 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044488 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu< 0.044526 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_left< == 1 0.044547 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_left< 0.044571 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: left::menu_turnier 0.044583 - CBOX::menu -> generate Menu Box >turnier< 0.044591 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.044599 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044617 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044634 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044649 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044670 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu< 0.044702 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_left< == 1 0.044722 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_left< 0.044745 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: left::menu_communtiy 0.044757 - CBOX::menu -> generate Menu Box >community< 0.044765 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.044774 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044790 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044805 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044818 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu< 0.044849 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_left< == 1 0.044868 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_left< 0.044892 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: left::menu_user 0.044903 - CBOX::menu -> generate Menu Box >login< 0.044910 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.044919 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044936 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.044949 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu< 0.044979 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_left< == 1 0.044999 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_left< 0.045022 - HTML::template -> template: >page_content_left< 0.045086 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- side=right 0.045094 - styles::getInstance -> do 0.045102 - GLOBAL::include -> class.cbox.php 0.045110 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::login 0.045121 - CBOX::login -> generate Box 0.045136 - HTML::template -> template: >box_login< 0.045243 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.045265 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.045322 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::party 0.045336 - CBOX::party -> generate Box 0.045346 - HTML::template -> template: >box_event_nocurrent< 0.045417 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.045438 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.045459 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::upcomingparty 0.045482 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.045500 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.045520 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::buddylist 0.045532 - CBOX::buddylist -> generate Box 0.045542 - HTML::template -> template: >box_buddylist_notloggedin< 0.045621 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.045642 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.045671 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::forum 0.045683 - CBOX::forum -> generate forum box 0.045690 - CBOX::forum_load_threads -> load data 0.045719 - dotCommon::classload -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php 0.046008 - CACHE::get -> cache: >topthreads< found 0.046180 - CBOX::forum_threads -> list all threads in array 0.046195 - FORUM::thread_lastvisit -> threadid: Array 0.046207 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.046248 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.046362 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.046415 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.046455 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.046498 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.046538 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.046578 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.046616 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.046652 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.046697 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.046734 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.046770 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.046793 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum< 0.046902 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.046927 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.046957 - HTML::template -> template: >page_content_right< 0.047032 - HTML::template -> template: >page_content< 0.047116 - HTML::template -> template: >page_impressum< 0.047173 - HTML::template -> template: >page< 0.047455 - PAGE::render -> final PHP Includes : 27 DB Queries : 22 Rendering Time : 0.048770 Includes PHP Files: - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/forum/index.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/global.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/autoload.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_real.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/ClassLoader.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_static.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/nikic/fast-route/src/functions.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/swift_required.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/classes/Swift.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/symfony/polyfill-ctype/bootstrap.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotCommon.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/config.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotDatabase.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.page.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.pageextends.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotSession.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.user.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.styles.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/html/styles/gsh-lan-grey.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.event.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.admin.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.prvmsg.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.sitzplan.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.forum.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.html.php - 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