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ShangFu*DDS*
06.08.2010 um 02:49
Clan: D-Day-Soldiers
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<lionel> ey ich muss dir was erzählen, du kennst doch frank meinen ehemaligen nachbarn?
<claudi> klar
<lionel> der ist doch vor ner weile in seine neue wohnung umgezogen
<claudi> jap
<lionel> jedenfalls hat der gestern abend endlich die lang erwartete Einweihungsparty gemacht
<lionel> und es war zimlich cool und wir waren alle zimlich dicht
<claudi>
<lionel> und dann is frank auf die idee gekommen uns seine wohung zu zeigen <lionel> und er hat uns dann auch ins schlafzimmer geführt wo son rießiges chinesisches Gong-Dingsbumens stand
<lionel> und wir alle so: für was brauchste den sowas in deinem schlafzimmer <lionel> und frank dann so: das ist eine sprechende uhr!
<lionel> wir denken uns natürlich alle na klar, wie besoffen bist du eigentlich <lionel> naja er meint: komm ich beweiß es euch und haut voll auf das ding drauf. <lionel> bis auf einen mega lauten gong passiert erstmal nix und wir schauen uns alle fragend an
<claudi> ?
<lionel> dann ertönt plötzlich aus der wohnung neben anein wütender schrei: es ist halb 4 uhr morgens du vollspaßt
<claudi> wie genial
 
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ShangFu*DDS*
06.08.2010 um 02:51
Clan: D-Day-Soldiers
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<Shilara> Kann mir ma wer sagen was HDF heisst?
<Ira> Halt die Fresse
<Wimo> Halt die Fresse
<TickTack> halt die fresse
<Tela> Halt die fresse
<Shilara> schuldigung man wird ja wohl noch fragen dürfen oO
 
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ShangFu*DDS*
06.08.2010 um 02:55
Clan: D-Day-Soldiers
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<Wombatz>Haha,geil hab garde Zicken Krieg aufm PC!
<Faultier>Wtf?
<Wombatz>Hba mir AntiVir 10 runtergeldaen und Antivir 9 meldet das jetzt als Virus und will mich das nicht insatlieren lassen... Bin mal gespannt wer gewinnt
<Faultier>Du bist so krank...
 
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m9nch
06.08.2010 um 08:52
Clan: A-Team
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<NudelMC> nein in U-Haft
<Freda> Wieso das den, NudelMC
<NudelMC> Der feine Herr Cybetec musste sich ja besaufen
<NudelMC> dann ist er auf dem Lokalen Straßen fest auf einen Tisch geklettert
<NudelMC> brüllt "FÜR ALLAH" und wirft seinen Rucksack in die Menge
<Cybetec> Lustig wars aber..
<Freda> LOL
<Cybetec> und sitzplätze waren auch wieder frei!

[Editiert von m9nch am 06.Aug.2010 um 08:54]
 
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WolleTD
06.08.2010 um 21:15
Clan: Bielefeld.LAN
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Wolle aka Gnu
Original by MykillZ:
"It's not a bug, it's a future"... Bluescreens sind die Zukunft, Leute...
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mT.
07.08.2010 um 12:38
Clan: my.Conviction
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<Chris>Hole mir mal was zu essen.
<nick> jo, was gibts den?
<Chris> bagett
<Chris>baget
<Chris> baguet
<Chris> ach verdammt brötchen belegt mit schinken und käse
<nick> xD
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simaC
08.08.2010 um 11:30
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<g-tah> Metalheads haben eh den besten Humor
<Trin> How come?
<g-tah> Steh beim Kaufland an der "Schnellkasse" (wieso auch immer die so heißt), vor mir ein Mitzwanziger ganz in dunkel und vor ihm so ein Paris Hilton-Klon
<g-tah> Na ja, er klopft ihr plötzlich auf die Schulter und fragt ganz nett "Entschuldigung. Kennen wir uns?"
<g-tah> Sie dreht sich um, lässt ihren Blick einmal von oben nach unten und zurück wandern und meint dann "Das bezweifel ich stark." <g-tah> Darauf er "Darf ich mich vorstellen?"
<g-tah> Sie "Von mir aus."
<g-tah> Darauf geht er an ihr vorbei und fängt an sein Zeug auf's Band zu legen
<Trin> ...
<Trin> Hä?
<g-tah> Genau das dachte ich auch. Bis ich's gerafft hab...
 
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littleraki
08.08.2010 um 18:30

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super gut!
den muss ich mir merken
 
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NeMiX
08.08.2010 um 20:11

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w00t?
Naja die Top10 von German Bash hier reinposten ist jetzt nicht wirklich lustig...
 
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IceTea
08.08.2010 um 20:36
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doch die sind gut!!! XDXDXDXD
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IceTea
08.08.2010 um 20:41
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A: -.- meine freundin ist weg...
B: boah die hatte doch schon jeden schw*nz im mund
A: ey du arsch DIE IST AUF KLASSENFAHRT!!!
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IceTea
08.08.2010 um 23:10
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<Ph il> Wie ist das Wetter bei dir?
<Ma dMax> Capslock
<Ph il> ???
<Ma dMax> Shift ohne ende xD
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IceTea
09.08.2010 um 00:26
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loool ich habe langeweile....

der ist für unsere linuxianer...

<XentX> wir bekommen zwillinge, es werden wohl jungs sein
<TuMen> glückwunsch
<XentX> jetzt kann ich endlich mein experiment starten: einen erzieh ich mit windows und einen mit linux, dann kann ich zuusehen wie die sich gegenseitig schlagen
<TuMen> geh in die klapse mann -.-
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nkey
09.08.2010 um 00:36
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ist hier auch irgendwas nicht von ibash.de oder germanbash.org ? ^^
 
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IceTea
09.08.2010 um 01:16
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glaube nicht...^^
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WolleTD
09.08.2010 um 12:02
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Wolle aka Gnu
doch, meins^^
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Slightz aka gnx
09.08.2010 um 12:42

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deins ist von bash.org? :P
 
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Nachtfalke
09.08.2010 um 12:48
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nee das von wolle ist Original von Freitag abend, als wir bei ihm was getrunken haben^^
 
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0.022697 - HTML::encode                 -> __________________"Ich bin ein .signature Virus. Mach' mit u...
0.022753 - HTML::encode                 -> replace run 1
0.022775 - HTML::encode                 -> replace run 2
0.022794 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.022799 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.022806 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.022810 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.022828 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.022833 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.022839 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.022867 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.022913 - HTML::encode                 -> __________________WolleTD - Für alles zu haben, aber für n...
0.022957 - HTML::encode                 -> replace run 1
0.022974 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.022979 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.022986 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.022990 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.022997 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.023000 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023007 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.023031 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.023065 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.023071 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023078 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.023081 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023088 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.023091 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023098 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.023119 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.023148 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.023153 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023160 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.023164 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023170 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.023174 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023180 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.023201 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.023248 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingindex<
0.023310 - FORUM::showthread            -> check for moderator utils
0.023318 - FORUM::update_visit          -> forumid: 5 threadid: 2686 posttime: 2010-08-09 12:48:08
0.023357 - GLOBAL::end userspace        -> ---------------------------------------------
0.023409 - PAGE::render                 -> start rendering page layout
0.023414 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.023419 - USER::check_for_new_messages -> return
0.023425 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_sitetitle<
0.023464 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.023480 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.023574 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_topbanner<
0.023605 - PAGE::get_shortmenu          -> return
0.023609 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.023612 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.023626 - SESSION::anz_onlineuser      -> return
0.023633 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1782957540
0.023863 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1782957540 AND userid!=0
0.024057 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_shortmenu<
0.024094 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=left
0.024098 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.024102 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.024124 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
0.024946 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_news
0.024960 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >news<
0.024966 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024972 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025011 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.025053 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.025068 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.025101 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_info
0.025108 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >info<
0.025112 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.025117 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025127 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025134 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025142 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025149 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025155 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025162 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.025178 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.025189 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.025201 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_lan
0.025207 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >lan<
0.025211 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.025216 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025226 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025233 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025240 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025247 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025254 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025260 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025267 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025277 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.025355 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.025375 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.025396 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_turnier
0.025411 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >turnier<
0.025429 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.025437 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025449 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025464 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025512 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025548 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.025581 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.025612 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.025640 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_communtiy
0.025647 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >community<
0.025654 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.025659 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025670 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025681 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025692 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.025714 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.025727 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.025741 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_user
0.025751 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >login<
0.025755 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.025762 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025771 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.025781 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.025805 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.025831 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.025849 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_left<
0.025886 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=right
0.025891 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.025894 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.025899 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::login
0.025904 - CBOX::login                  -> generate Box
0.025912 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_login<
0.025966 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.025977 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.026006 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::party
0.026013 - CBOX::party                  -> generate Box
0.026018 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_event_nocurrent<
0.026053 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.026063 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.026073 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::upcomingparty
0.026084 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.026093 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.026103 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::buddylist
0.026109 - CBOX::buddylist              -> generate Box
0.026114 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_buddylist_notloggedin<
0.026153 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.026163 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.026173 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::forum
0.026179 - CBOX::forum                  -> generate forum box
0.026182 - CBOX::forum_load_threads     -> load data
0.026201 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php
0.026357 - CACHE::get                   -> cache: >topthreads< found
0.026444 - CBOX::forum_threads          -> list all threads in array
0.026452 - FORUM::thread_lastvisit      -> threadid: Array
0.026458 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026484 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.026577 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.026602 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.026622 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.026643 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.026662 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.026681 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.026699 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.026717 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.026735 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.026780 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.026802 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.026813 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum<
0.026869 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.026882 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.026896 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_right<
0.026934 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content<
0.026972 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_impressum<
0.027000 - HTML::template               -> template: >page<
0.027145 - PAGE::render                 -> final

PHP Includes   : 27
DB Queries     : 20
Rendering Time : 0.027853

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 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/global.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/autoload.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_real.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/ClassLoader.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_static.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/nikic/fast-route/src/functions.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/swift_required.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/classes/Swift.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/symfony/polyfill-ctype/bootstrap.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotCommon.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/config.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotDatabase.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.page.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.pageextends.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotSession.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.user.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.styles.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/html/styles/gsh-lan-grey.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.event.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.admin.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.prvmsg.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.sitzplan.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.forum.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.html.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php