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Lord_Finesse
12.09.2008 um 11:36
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deine mudda ist so fett, wenn die hochspringt bleibt Sie in der Luft stecken!

deine mudda ist schwarz und fährt den Truck vom A-Team

deine mudda spricht die Synchronstimme von Alf.

deine mudda ist wie ne Packung Böller 30 Cent 5 mal knallen!
 
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kakTuZ
12.09.2008 um 11:45
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deine mudda zieht auf DSF LKWs.
 
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Namico20
12.09.2008 um 20:37
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Deine mutter ist so dumm sie gogglt bei yahoo.....
 
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[team.KS ' kackii]
13.09.2008 um 03:13
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deine mudder is so fett, die piept beim rückwärts gehen...

deine mudder macht mehr dreier als BMW

deine mudder schluckt mehr als nen siebener!
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Hoschi
13.09.2008 um 04:31
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Wenn deine mudda am Fernseher vorbei geht verpasst man alle 3 teile von Herr der Ringe -,-

Deine Mudder macht Passfotos auf google earth -_________________-


 
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Hat3
13.09.2008 um 04:33
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deine mudder bricht bei amazon ein um einen newsletter zu klauen

deine mudder heuert auf einem traumschiff an, als anker

deine mudder is so haarig, sie versteht nur wookie

deine mudder is so fett, ihre gürtelgröße ist äquator
 
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necro1988
14.09.2008 um 21:41
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Deine mudda ist wie ne packung böller 1x zahlen, 5 x knallen
 
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Toast[Brot]
15.09.2008 um 17:54
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Deine mudda ist linksträger.
 
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Sotorus
15.09.2008 um 18:18
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Deine Mudda ist so krass, wenn sie furzt, dann sterben wir wegen globaler Erwärmung.
 
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Sotorus
15.09.2008 um 18:20
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Deine Mudda ist so fett, da siehst du aus wie ein Strich in der Landschaft auf Kurzsichtigkeit
 
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n-aimless
16.09.2008 um 07:00
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deine mutter is so fett ihre blutgruppe is nutella
 
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earl
16.09.2008 um 14:19
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deine mutter bellt wenns klingelt
 
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MR.Anderson
16.09.2008 um 15:44
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deine mudda is so fett das die menschheit überlegt auf ihrer linken arschbacke einen neuen kontinent zu anzusiedeln
 
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donj
10.10.2008 um 11:48
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Deine Mutter ist wie ein Edding... dick, schwarz und stinkt nach Alkohol! :P

Deine Mutter hat deinen Vater beim Armdrücken im Knast kennen gelernt
Deine Mutter heißt Gerd und ist die stärkste im Knast!
Deine Mutter schmeißt Orangen durch den Markt und schreit: "Los Pikatchu"

[Editiert von donj am 10.Oct.2008 um 11:49]
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"Warum drückt man die Fernbedienung doller, wenn die Batterien schwächer werden?"
 
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!LLuS!0n
10.10.2008 um 14:42
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Deine Mutter is so fett, nichtmal Chuck Norris kann sie heben!
 
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humpi
10.10.2008 um 16:52
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Deine Mutter arbeitet bei Lidl als getränkeautomat und säuft die Reste aus!
Deine Mutter steht vor kik und schreit nur ich bin billiger!

 
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Namico20
10.10.2008 um 16:59
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Deine Mutter macht ein Flugkopfball gegen die Bettkannte.
Deine Mutter ist wie ein Sexshop,alle waren schon drin aber keiner will es zugeben.
Deine Mutter geht am Strad und alle rufen"bringt den wal wieder ins meer".
Deine Mutter ist wie ein Briefkasten alle waren schon mit ihren Fingern drin.
 
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donj
11.10.2008 um 02:37
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Deine Mutter wurde öfters geknallt, als die Tür vom Arbeitsamt! :P
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"Warum drückt man die Fernbedienung doller, wenn die Batterien schwächer werden?"
 
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16.10.2008 um 23:27
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deine mutter steht vor aldi und singt "the final countdown".
 
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rulestar
16.10.2008 um 23:45
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deine mutter sitzt bei kik unter der kasse und ruft immer "piep"
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0.408265 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.408294 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.408329 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.408335 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.408343 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.408348 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.408355 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.408360 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.408367 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.408392 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.408427 - HTML::encode                 -> __________________hauta rein ihr mistkörper !!!...
0.408471 - HTML::encode                 -> replace run 1
0.408490 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.408496 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.408505 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.408509 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.408517 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.408521 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.408528 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.408553 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.408598 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingindex<
0.408657 - FORUM::showthread            -> check for moderator utils
0.408668 - FORUM::update_visit          -> forumid: 5 threadid: 1036 posttime: 2008-10-16 23:45:48
0.408710 - GLOBAL::end userspace        -> ---------------------------------------------
0.408745 - PAGE::render                 -> start rendering page layout
0.408751 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.408755 - USER::check_for_new_messages -> return
0.408763 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_sitetitle<
0.408807 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.408812 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.408866 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_topbanner<
0.408900 - PAGE::get_shortmenu          -> return
0.408905 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.408909 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.408924 - SESSION::anz_onlineuser      -> return
0.408931 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1782957252
0.409156 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1782957252 AND userid!=0
0.409378 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_shortmenu<
0.409431 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=left
0.409438 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.409443 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.409463 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
0.410345 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_news
0.410360 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >news<
0.410366 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.410373 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410426 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.410474 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.410490 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.410528 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_info
0.410537 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >info<
0.410542 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.410548 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410559 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410568 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410576 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410584 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410592 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410600 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.410637 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.410651 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.410667 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_lan
0.410675 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >lan<
0.410679 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.410685 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410698 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410707 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410716 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410725 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410733 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410742 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410750 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410759 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.410781 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.410794 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.410811 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_turnier
0.410819 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >turnier<
0.410824 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.410829 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410840 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410851 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410862 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410871 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.410891 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.410903 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.410917 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_communtiy
0.410924 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >community<
0.410929 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.410934 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410945 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410956 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.410965 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.410983 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.410995 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.411009 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_user
0.411016 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >login<
0.411021 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.411026 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.411039 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.411048 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.411068 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.411080 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.411094 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_left<
0.411137 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=right
0.411143 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.411147 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.411153 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::login
0.411160 - CBOX::login                  -> generate Box
0.411169 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_login<
0.411236 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.411250 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.411287 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::party
0.411295 - CBOX::party                  -> generate Box
0.411301 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_event_nocurrent<
0.411345 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.411359 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.411372 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::upcomingparty
0.411386 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.411397 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.411410 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::buddylist
0.411417 - CBOX::buddylist              -> generate Box
0.411424 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_buddylist_notloggedin<
0.411472 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.411485 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.411498 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::forum
0.411505 - CBOX::forum                  -> generate forum box
0.411510 - CBOX::forum_load_threads     -> load data
0.411527 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php
0.411715 - CACHE::get                   -> cache: >topthreads< found
0.411820 - CBOX::forum_threads          -> list all threads in array
0.411830 - FORUM::thread_lastvisit      -> threadid: Array
0.411837 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.411864 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.411935 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.411968 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.411993 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.412019 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.412044 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.412069 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.412093 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.412115 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.412138 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.412161 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.412184 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.412198 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum<
0.412266 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.412282 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.412301 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_right<
0.412348 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content<
0.412396 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_impressum<
0.412430 - HTML::template               -> template: >page<
0.412602 - PAGE::render                 -> final

PHP Includes   : 27
DB Queries     : 22
Rendering Time : 0.413417

Includes PHP Files: 
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/forum/index.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/global.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/autoload.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_real.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/ClassLoader.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_static.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/nikic/fast-route/src/functions.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/swift_required.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/classes/Swift.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/symfony/polyfill-ctype/bootstrap.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotCommon.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/config.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotDatabase.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.page.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.pageextends.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotSession.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.user.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.styles.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/html/styles/gsh-lan-grey.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.event.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.admin.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.prvmsg.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.sitzplan.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.forum.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.html.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php