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Nippon-Matze
16.10.2008 um 23:52
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Deine Mutter brauch n Boumerang um sich einen Gürtel um zu schnallen
Wenn deine Mutter am Strand ist singen die Wale "we are Family"
 
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snaKeSz
17.10.2008 um 08:16
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Deine mudda ist so fett, wenn sie in die luft springt bleibt sie stecken!
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flippa
26.12.2009 um 23:16
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Deine Mudda ist so fett, wenn sie sich auf eine Waage szellt, zeigt die Waage meine ICQ-Nummer!
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Ironman
27.12.2009 um 00:18
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deine Mudda schubst kleine Kinder vom Fahrrad und riecht am Sattel!
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That's all!
 
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RBH-Bookwood
27.12.2009 um 02:09
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aldi hat gerade angerufen, deine mudda steckt im drehkreuz fest!
aldi hat wieder angerufen, deine mudda konnte das bier nicht bezahlen, jetzt lässt sie sich für 10cent anspucken.

kann ich mir deine mudder ausleihen?, ich will zum fasching als hurensohn gehen.

[Editiert von RBH-Bookwood am 27.Dec.2009 um 02:29]
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Hermann: "Robert, hast du den Code für das neue PC Spiel"
Robby: "K4UF-D1R-D45-5P13L-D4NN-H45T-​DU-1HN"
Hermann: "Danke, aber der geht nicht.

Wochen später.
Robby: Du.. ich brach ma ne Serial für Windows -.-
Hermann: F1CKD-1CHUN-DK4UF-350R1-61​N4L
Robby: Geht nicht...
 
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Hat3
27.12.2009 um 02:16
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deine mudda wirft einen stein auf den boden und trifft nicht.....
 
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Goofy_101
27.12.2009 um 02:44
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Deine Mutter hat als Isolierung in Tschernobyl gearbeitet.

btw nettes Foto Hat3.
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Scavor
05.01.2010 um 10:23
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Deine Mudda ist so doof , das Verona Pooth bei ihr Nachhilfe nimmt !
 
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NeMiX
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w00t?
McDonals hat angerufen, deine Mutter steckt in der Rutsche fest.

Deine Mudda steht vor KIK und schreit, nur ich bin billiger!

Deine Mudda ist so dumm die bindet sich nen Bobbycar um und sagt transformiere dich!
 
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G-Mein
05.01.2010 um 12:25

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Deine mudda spielt mit Edward mit den Scheerenhänden Schnick Schnack Schnuck und nimmt immer Papier
 
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littleraki
07.01.2010 um 12:47

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Deine mutter heißt Zonk und wohnt hinter Tor 3
 
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n4rr0w
07.01.2010 um 13:26

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Deine Mutter sammelt Pilze...nur leider nicht im Wald!
 
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Gecko
07.01.2010 um 14:29
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Deine Mutter sucht im Fahrstuhl den Fahrkartenentwerter
 
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flippa
07.01.2010 um 19:48
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Deine Mutter sitzt auf dem Fernseher und guckt aufs Sofa
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kreative :f
07.01.2010 um 23:15
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Deine Mutter ist so fett sie brauch eine Landkarte um ihren Bauchnabel zu finden.
Deine Mutter ist so fett, ihre Kleidungsgröße heißt Äquator.
Deine Mutter ist so fett, nach dem Sex habe ich mich zweimal umgedreht und lag immernoch auf ihr.


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07.01.2010 um 23:22
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Deine Mutter stürzt öfters ab als Windows
Deine Mutter hat mehr Haare auf dem Rücken als Nikolai Valuev
Deine Mutter is so dumm, sie läuft bei Super Mario nach links
Deine Mutter macht mehr 3er als BMW !
Deine Mutter sagt zu dir: Ich bin deine Mutter, du H****sohn!
 
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Ironman
08.01.2010 um 11:40
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Deine Mudda sitzt bei Lidl im Leergutautomaten und säuft die Reste aus!
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Goofy_101
15.01.2010 um 21:11
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Deine Mudda ist so dumm, sie kauft bei Glücksrad ein "A" und löst auf mit "Bockwurst"
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ladypink
15.01.2010 um 22:20
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Deine mudda schnürt sich nen Einkaufswagen auf den Rücken und schreit: Ich bin Optimus Prime.

Deine Mudda heißt Ludolf.
 
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ladypink
15.01.2010 um 22:24
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Deine Mudda spielt Counter Strike mit Lenkrad.
 
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0.023857 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023864 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.023869 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023876 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.023901 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.023957 - HTML::encode                 -> __________________[URL="https://www.sysprofile.de/id112668"]...
0.024163 - HTML::encode                 -> replace run 1
0.024246 - HTML::encode                 -> replace run 2
0.024272 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.024279 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024288 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.024292 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024300 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.024304 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024312 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.024364 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.024405 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.024411 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024420 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.024425 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024432 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.024436 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024444 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.024472 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.024511 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.024518 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024526 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.024531 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024538 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.024543 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024550 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.024575 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.024633 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingindex<
0.024705 - FORUM::showthread            -> check for moderator utils
0.024714 - FORUM::update_visit          -> forumid: 5 threadid: 1036 posttime: 2010-01-15 22:24:17
0.024756 - GLOBAL::end userspace        -> ---------------------------------------------
0.024807 - PAGE::render                 -> start rendering page layout
0.024812 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.024818 - USER::check_for_new_messages -> return
0.024825 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_sitetitle<
0.024872 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.024877 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.024932 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_topbanner<
0.024968 - PAGE::get_shortmenu          -> return
0.024978 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.024982 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.024997 - SESSION::anz_onlineuser      -> return
0.025005 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1782976811
0.025641 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1782976811 AND userid!=0
0.025850 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_shortmenu<
0.025903 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=left
0.025909 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.025914 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.025938 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
0.026819 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_news
0.026834 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >news<
0.026841 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026847 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026896 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026944 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026961 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.027005 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_info
0.027014 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >info<
0.027020 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.027026 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027037 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027046 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027055 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027063 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027072 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027079 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.027099 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.027112 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.027127 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_lan
0.027134 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >lan<
0.027138 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.027144 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027156 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027165 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027173 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027181 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027189 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027197 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027205 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027216 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.027235 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.027247 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.027261 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_turnier
0.027268 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >turnier<
0.027273 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.027278 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027288 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027298 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027306 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027314 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.027332 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.027344 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.027357 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_communtiy
0.027364 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >community<
0.027368 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.027374 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027383 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027392 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027399 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.027417 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.027428 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.027441 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_user
0.027447 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >login<
0.027452 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.027457 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027466 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.027474 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.027492 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.027503 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.027517 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_left<
0.027556 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=right
0.027561 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.027565 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.027570 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::login
0.027577 - CBOX::login                  -> generate Box
0.027585 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_login<
0.027648 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.027661 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.027696 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::party
0.027704 - CBOX::party                  -> generate Box
0.027710 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_event_nocurrent<
0.027752 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.027764 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.027777 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::upcomingparty
0.027790 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.027801 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.027813 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::buddylist
0.027820 - CBOX::buddylist              -> generate Box
0.027826 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_buddylist_notloggedin<
0.027873 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.027886 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.027898 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::forum
0.027904 - CBOX::forum                  -> generate forum box
0.027909 - CBOX::forum_load_threads     -> load data
0.027928 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php
0.028106 - CACHE::get                   -> cache: >topthreads< found
0.028210 - CBOX::forum_threads          -> list all threads in array
0.028220 - FORUM::thread_lastvisit      -> threadid: Array
0.028227 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.028252 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.028320 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.028350 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.028374 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.028400 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.028423 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.028446 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.028468 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.028489 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.028510 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.028531 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.028552 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.028565 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum<
0.028630 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.028645 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.028662 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_right<
0.028708 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content<
0.028755 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_impressum<
0.028790 - HTML::template               -> template: >page<
0.028955 - PAGE::render                 -> final

PHP Includes   : 27
DB Queries     : 17
Rendering Time : 0.029722

Includes PHP Files: 
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/forum/index.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/global.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/autoload.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_real.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/ClassLoader.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_static.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/nikic/fast-route/src/functions.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/swift_required.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/classes/Swift.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/symfony/polyfill-ctype/bootstrap.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotCommon.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/config.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotDatabase.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.page.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.pageextends.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotSession.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.user.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.styles.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/html/styles/gsh-lan-grey.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.event.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.admin.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.prvmsg.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.sitzplan.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.forum.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.html.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php