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Menz
04.04.2010 um 22:07
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLtzc5HFYtQ
sehr sympathisches mädel
 
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NightHacker
04.04.2010 um 22:33

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCXx...feature=related

sowas läuft in Deutschland rum ......
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Ich möchte einen dressierten Affen, der Bier holt und Leute haut
 
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Messiah
05.04.2010 um 00:00

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Ich ertrage beide Videos nicht.. Die Fremdscham hat gewonnen..
 
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G-Mein
05.04.2010 um 11:36

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bioYs6oAD8g

irgendwie schon ziemlich geil hat mehrere Videos sind eigentlich alle ziemlich geil, das find ich mal richtig kreativ
 
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littleraki
05.04.2010 um 19:35

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so einen hatten wir auf der cebit in der cebit sounds halle, der hat das jeden tag gemacht, mit vielen geilen sachen
 
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samsa alias gisela
05.04.2010 um 20:53
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ngh-oujnh4
Wunderbare Regiemkritik, aber auch sonst macht er geile Musik. (Ja, immer noch^^)
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Messiah
11.04.2010 um 11:15

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Singapore Airline Flug 226 nach New York.

Passkontrolle: Security:
Pass bitte!

Fluggast:
Moment, habe gleich

Security:
Pass bitte!

Fluggast:
Ich nix finden, bin Supaman.

Security:
? Wie Supaman? Wie heißen Sie?

Fluggast:
Batman

Security:
Verarschen kann ich mich alleine. Ausweis
bitte!

Fluggast:
Muss in Koffer sein. Bin Supaman.

Security:
Ja, ja! Und ich bin Wonderwoman! Komm mal
mit, das wird mir zu bunt. Der Fluggast wird
abgeführt.

Fluggast:
Nein, ich nix böse, bin Supaman. Batman bin
Supaman.

Als man den Ausweis des Flugastes findet,
entschuldigt man sich in aller Form, nicht
ohne eine Ausweiskopie zu ziehen, denn sowas
sieht man selten:

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/...00007301ek0.jpg

[Editiert von Messiah am 11.Apr.2010 um 11:16]
 
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M4V
11.04.2010 um 21:01
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wie geil is das den xD
 
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Hat2 / 8tImER
12.04.2010 um 08:39
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8 wie 8tImER
Geschichte dazuerfunden, aber trotzdem gut.
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NeMiX
12.04.2010 um 10:20

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w00t?
Urban Legend die mit Photoshop gemacht wurde
 
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Messiah
12.04.2010 um 11:25

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Ich muss gerade weinen und habe Krämpfe im Bauch vor lachen

Hatte heute mal kurz Zeit um auf iTunes einkaufen zu gehen und habe mir parallel die Musikvideos zu meinen Einkäufen angesehen... Und als ich bei der Sparte "must haves" angekommen war und mir gerne noch einmal "Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody" ansehen wollte, bin ich auf Folgendes gestoßen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JruqUIjl5Sw

edit sagt: Besonders lustig ist es ab 1:50 Minute

[Editiert von Messiah am 12.Apr.2010 um 21:22]
 
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samsa alias gisela
12.04.2010 um 19:46
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ach das geile muppet viedeo...
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Messiah
12.04.2010 um 21:34

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Interessant, was unsere Besucher so alles können... Ich hinterfrage an dieser Stelle übrigens NICHT, warum er das, was er uns in dem folgenden Video zeigt, kann...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfkT...feature=related
 
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DeathForce
13.04.2010 um 17:14

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lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRUPWDIgYM

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Messiah
13.04.2010 um 19:00

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omg ist das geil! Ich liebe die Muppets Habe fast alle Filme auf DVD! Mein Traum ist die DVD Sammlung aller Muppet-Show Folgen
 
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Messiah
01.05.2010 um 15:21

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CweW...wUQ&feature=fvw
 
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Pluschke
05.05.2010 um 18:03
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYdsCrBu50A
zu geil homer im Helicoptereinsatz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9QpXzSN8tg
Hier zum thema e-sports

[Editiert von Pluschke am 05.May.2010 um 18:04]
 
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.olli
08.05.2010 um 00:28

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiByYDOkJAg

tough guys

wir haben das selbe am mittwoch mit irischen austausstudenten im vollbesetzen bus gemacht
 
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littleraki
08.05.2010 um 18:12

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bei 1:28 muss ich voll an Jürgen Vogel denken
 
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Messiah
11.05.2010 um 14:41

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F3n...eos=-PacRRMW4v0
 
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0.023151 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.023155 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023163 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.023167 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023174 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.023200 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.023234 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.023241 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023249 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.023254 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023261 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.023266 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023273 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.023304 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.023342 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.023349 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023357 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.023362 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023369 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.023374 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023381 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.023413 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.023447 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.023453 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023462 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.023466 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023474 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.023478 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023486 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.023512 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.023548 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.023555 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023563 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.023568 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023575 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.023580 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.023587 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.023614 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.023668 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingindex<
0.023921 - FORUM::showthread            -> check for moderator utils
0.023947 - FORUM::update_visit          -> forumid: 5 threadid: 2020 posttime: 2010-05-11 14:41:29
0.024015 - GLOBAL::end userspace        -> ---------------------------------------------
0.024065 - PAGE::render                 -> start rendering page layout
0.024071 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.024078 - USER::check_for_new_messages -> return
0.024087 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_sitetitle<
0.024148 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.024154 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.024237 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_topbanner<
0.024279 - PAGE::get_shortmenu          -> return
0.024284 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.024287 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.024311 - SESSION::anz_onlineuser      -> return
0.024324 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1783046624
0.024696 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1783046624 AND userid!=0
0.024946 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_shortmenu<
0.025012 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=left
0.025020 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.025026 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.025064 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
0.026070 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_news
0.026090 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >news<
0.026098 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026107 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026167 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026218 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026236 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.026276 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_info
0.026285 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >info<
0.026290 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026297 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026309 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026318 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026327 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026335 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026344 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026352 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026371 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026383 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.026398 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_lan
0.026405 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >lan<
0.026410 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026416 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026429 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026438 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026446 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026455 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026463 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026471 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026479 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026487 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026509 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026520 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.026535 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_turnier
0.026542 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >turnier<
0.026546 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026552 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026565 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026575 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026585 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026592 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026613 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026624 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.026637 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_communtiy
0.026644 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >community<
0.026649 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026654 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026664 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026672 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026680 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026697 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026708 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.026723 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_user
0.026730 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >login<
0.026734 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026739 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026749 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026757 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026776 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026788 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.026801 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_left<
0.026841 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=right
0.026847 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.026851 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.026856 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::login
0.026863 - CBOX::login                  -> generate Box
0.026873 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_login<
0.026941 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.026954 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.026988 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::party
0.026996 - CBOX::party                  -> generate Box
0.027002 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_event_nocurrent<
0.027043 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.027055 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.027067 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::upcomingparty
0.027081 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.027091 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.027102 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::buddylist
0.027110 - CBOX::buddylist              -> generate Box
0.027117 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_buddylist_notloggedin<
0.027163 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.027175 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.027187 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::forum
0.027194 - CBOX::forum                  -> generate forum box
0.027198 - CBOX::forum_load_threads     -> load data
0.027222 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php
0.027421 - CACHE::get                   -> cache: >topthreads< found
0.027554 - CBOX::forum_threads          -> list all threads in array
0.027565 - FORUM::thread_lastvisit      -> threadid: Array
0.027573 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.027605 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027680 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027711 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027735 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027761 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027784 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027808 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027830 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027852 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027873 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027894 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027921 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027936 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum<
0.028003 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.028019 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.028037 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_right<
0.028084 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content<
0.028137 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_impressum<
0.028172 - HTML::template               -> template: >page<
0.028353 - PAGE::render                 -> final

PHP Includes   : 27
DB Queries     : 19
Rendering Time : 0.029150

Includes PHP Files: 
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/forum/index.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/global.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/autoload.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_real.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/ClassLoader.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_static.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/nikic/fast-route/src/functions.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/swift_required.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/classes/Swift.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/symfony/polyfill-ctype/bootstrap.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotCommon.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/config.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotDatabase.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.page.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.pageextends.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotSession.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.user.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.styles.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/html/styles/gsh-lan-grey.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.event.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.admin.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.prvmsg.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.sitzplan.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.forum.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.html.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php