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stv_nasH
19.09.2011 um 20:23
Clan: Secret of Hyrule
Postings: 79

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Suche eine Ausrede, welche ich meiner Freundin erzählen kann, dass ich ein ganzes Wochenende in Hannover bin.

Sie weiß zwar, dass ich ab und an mal Computer spiele, wird aber denk nicht verstehen, da drei tage am Stück durchzuspielen und noch dazu fast 500km dafür zu fahren

[Editiert von stv_nasH am 19.Sep.2011 um 20:26]
 
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schniiii
19.09.2011 um 20:28
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besuchst cousin und machstn we lang party

whatever
 
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stv_nasH
19.09.2011 um 20:33
Clan: Secret of Hyrule
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schniiii hat folgendes geschrieben:
besuchst cousin und machstn we lang party

whatever

lügen will ich jetzt auch nicht direkt
 
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dieDEKO
19.09.2011 um 20:36

Clan: Gamesession Hannover
Postings: 997

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triffst dich mit freunden die du nur 1-2x im jahr siehst
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RBH-Bookwood
19.09.2011 um 21:23
Clan: .:PGJ:. PolyGon-Junkeys
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du hast hier in hannover ne richtig geile alte kennen gelernt . . .
und ihr wollt euch mal so ein ordentlich-versautes hoppel-wochenende machen . . .
dann müsse deine holde das nächste halbe jahr nicht mehr ran und du kommst dann
zur gsh#22 unter selben Vorwand wieder!!

oder sei einfach ehrlich . . . . und sag ihr das sie scheiße ist wenn sie dich nicht gehen lässt und sie sich nicht wundern soll wenn du irgendwann mit ner anderen rummachst, weil sie dich einsperrt hat . . . !

ich habe da noch ne bessere idee . . . gib mir mal schnell ihre telefon nummer!!!
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Neulich auf einer LAN.
Hermann: "Robert, hast du den Code für das neue PC Spiel"
Robby: "K4UF-D1R-D45-5P13L-D4NN-H45T-​DU-1HN"
Hermann: "Danke, aber der geht nicht.

Wochen später.
Robby: Du.. ich brach ma ne Serial für Windows -.-
Hermann: F1CKD-1CHUN-DK4UF-350R1-61​N4L
Robby: Geht nicht...
 
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archer
19.09.2011 um 21:25

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sag ihr einfach die Wahrheit !!!
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Probstson
19.09.2011 um 21:29
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Du bist drogenabhängig und musst auf Entziehungskur.

[Editiert von Probstson am 19.Sep.2011 um 21:38]
 
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synx-
19.09.2011 um 21:38
Clan: r3ntn3r0nt0ur
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Probstson hat folgendes geschrieben:
Du bist Drogenabhängig und muss auf Entziehungskur.


Nimm das !
 
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samsa alias gisela
19.09.2011 um 21:40
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Bring sie mit, liefer sie bei mir ab und danach hast du die wunderbarste Frau zur Frau
Sie wird dich ab dem Wochenende zu jeder Lan fahren, dir Fresspakete machen, dich anfeuern, dir "zur Hand" gehen (wenn Tunirpause ist) etc pp
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Sag mal, wir sind zwar nicht in der Klappse, aber normal sind wir auch nicht.
 
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RBH-Bookwood
19.09.2011 um 21:48
Clan: .:PGJ:. PolyGon-Junkeys
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archer_m hat folgendes geschrieben:
sag ihr einfach die Wahrheit !!!


sabbel kein . . . frauen wollen belogen werden!!
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Neulich auf einer LAN.
Hermann: "Robert, hast du den Code für das neue PC Spiel"
Robby: "K4UF-D1R-D45-5P13L-D4NN-H45T-​DU-1HN"
Hermann: "Danke, aber der geht nicht.

Wochen später.
Robby: Du.. ich brach ma ne Serial für Windows -.-
Hermann: F1CKD-1CHUN-DK4UF-350R1-61​N4L
Robby: Geht nicht...
 
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DeathForce
19.09.2011 um 22:12

Clan: Gamesession Hannover
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samsa alias gisela hat folgendes geschrieben:
Bring sie mit, liefer sie bei mir ab und danach hast du die wunderbarste Frau zur Frau
Sie wird dich ab dem Wochenende zu jeder Lan fahren, dir Fresspakete machen, dich anfeuern, dir "zur Hand" gehen (wenn Tunirpause ist) etc pp


Das will ich sehen...
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Nachtfalke
19.09.2011 um 22:13
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samsa regelt das
 
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Hat2 / 8tImER
19.09.2011 um 22:31
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8 wie 8tImER
http://de.wowhead.com/spell=605
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G-Mein
20.09.2011 um 01:35

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also entweder die Wahrheit oder (bzw auch) die Variante von Samsa
 
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Jango
20.09.2011 um 07:49

Clan: Gamesession Hannover
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Deine Mudda
Sag ihr das du zur Fortbildung musst, Thema ist:
"Gruppenbasierte Bewältigung von unvorhersehbaren Situationen unter Berücksichtigung von Schlafentzug"

Sollte im großen und ganzen nicht gelogen sein ;-)
 
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stony
20.09.2011 um 08:27
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Stony
Jango hat folgendes geschrieben:
Sag ihr das du zur Fortbildung musst, Thema ist:
"Gruppenbasierte Bewältigung von unvorhersehbaren Situationen unter Berücksichtigung von Schlafentzug"

Sollte im großen und ganzen nicht gelogen sein ;-)


DEN merk ich mir
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LûCK°R
20.09.2011 um 10:51
Clan: myn2L - nothing 2 Lose
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=)
samsa alias gisela hat folgendes geschrieben:
Bring sie mit, liefer sie bei mir ab und danach hast du die wunderbarste Frau zur Frau
Sie wird dich ab dem Wochenende zu jeder Lan fahren, dir Fresspakete machen, dich anfeuern, dir "zur Hand" gehen (wenn Tunirpause ist) etc pp


ich schick dir meene frauen vorbei... wehe das klappt nicht, dass musst du das fresspaket machen und... so halt


BTT: Wahrheit zieht immer... sie muss dich schließlich nehmen, wie du bist...
 
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schniiii
20.09.2011 um 18:04
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sag ihr einfach du bist ein mieser süchtling und sie ist nur die nummer2 nach deinem pc l0l
 
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Eraser
20.09.2011 um 18:32
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Luckor ich bin auch wieder am Start ^^ - ich wäre auch für die Wahrheit
 
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20.09.2011 um 20:44
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Verkleid dich als WoW Figur, erschreck sie und du kannst auch die nächsten Jahre allein in den Urlaub ohne Ausrede.
 
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0.212469 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.212473 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212479 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.212483 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212489 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.212511 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.212553 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 1
0.212559 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212566 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.212570 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212576 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.212580 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212586 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.212610 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.212639 - HTML::encode                 -> __________________[url=https://steamsignature.com][img]http:...
0.212686 - HTML::encode                 -> replace run 1
0.212706 - HTML::encode                 -> replace run 2
0.212725 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 1
0.212733 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212761 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.212765 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212772 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.212776 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212782 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.212843 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.212876 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 1
0.212882 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212889 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.212893 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212899 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.212903 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212909 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.212943 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.212974 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 1
0.212980 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212987 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.212991 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.212997 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.213000 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.213007 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.213028 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.213056 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 1
0.213061 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.213068 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.213072 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.213078 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.213081 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.213088 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.213107 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.213135 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 1
0.213140 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.213148 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.213154 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.213160 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.213164 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.213170 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.213192 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.213239 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingindex<
0.213295 - FORUM::showthread            -> check for moderator utils
0.213302 - FORUM::update_visit          -> forumid: 1 threadid: 4767 posttime: 2011-09-20 20:44:06
0.213337 - GLOBAL::end userspace        -> ---------------------------------------------
0.213371 - PAGE::render                 -> start rendering page layout
0.213374 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.213378 - USER::check_for_new_messages -> return
0.213385 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_sitetitle<
0.213422 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.213426 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.213471 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_topbanner<
0.213517 - PAGE::get_shortmenu          -> return
0.213522 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.213525 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.213538 - SESSION::anz_onlineuser      -> return
0.213544 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1793380736
0.213821 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1793380736 AND userid!=0
0.214069 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_shortmenu<
0.214115 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=left
0.214121 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.214125 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.214157 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
0.214942 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_news
0.214954 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >news<
0.214960 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.214965 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215010 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.215050 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.215064 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.215096 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_info
0.215104 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >info<
0.215109 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.215113 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215123 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215131 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215138 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215145 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215151 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215158 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.215174 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.215185 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.215197 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_lan
0.215203 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >lan<
0.215207 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.215211 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215221 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215229 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215235 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215242 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215249 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215255 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215262 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215269 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.215287 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.215297 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.215308 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_turnier
0.215314 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >turnier<
0.215318 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.215322 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215332 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215341 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215348 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215354 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.215369 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.215379 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.215392 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_communtiy
0.215398 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >community<
0.215402 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.215406 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215414 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215423 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215430 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.215444 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.215454 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.215465 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_user
0.215470 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >login<
0.215474 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.215478 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215486 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.215493 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.215508 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.215517 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.215529 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_left<
0.215560 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=right
0.215565 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.215568 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.215572 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::login
0.215578 - CBOX::login                  -> generate Box
0.215585 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_login<
0.215638 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.215648 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.215677 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::party
0.215684 - CBOX::party                  -> generate Box
0.215689 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_event_nocurrent<
0.215724 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.215738 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.215767 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::upcomingparty
0.215778 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.215800 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.215810 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::buddylist
0.215816 - CBOX::buddylist              -> generate Box
0.215821 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_buddylist_notloggedin<
0.215861 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.215872 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.215881 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::forum
0.215887 - CBOX::forum                  -> generate forum box
0.215890 - CBOX::forum_load_threads     -> load data
0.215904 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php
0.216063 - CACHE::get                   -> cache: >topthreads< found
0.216149 - CBOX::forum_threads          -> list all threads in array
0.216157 - FORUM::thread_lastvisit      -> threadid: Array
0.216163 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.216183 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.216241 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.216279 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.216299 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.216319 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.216338 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.216358 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.216376 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.216409 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.216427 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.216445 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.216475 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.216486 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum<
0.216540 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.216552 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.216567 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_right<
0.216604 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content<
0.216644 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_impressum<
0.216674 - HTML::template               -> template: >page<
0.216850 - PAGE::render                 -> final

PHP Includes   : 27
DB Queries     : 19
Rendering Time : 0.217542

Includes PHP Files: 
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/forum/index.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/global.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/autoload.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_real.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/ClassLoader.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_static.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/nikic/fast-route/src/functions.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/swift_required.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/classes/Swift.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/symfony/polyfill-ctype/bootstrap.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotCommon.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/config.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotDatabase.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.page.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.pageextends.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotSession.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.user.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.styles.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/html/styles/gsh-lan-grey.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.event.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.admin.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.prvmsg.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.sitzplan.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.forum.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.html.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php