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Thema: Samstag :: Bild Nr. 128
RBH-Bookwood
26.10.2010 um 14:36
Clan: .:PGJ:. PolyGon-Junkeys
Postings: 195

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harrrrrrr . . . mach misch de tigga . . chérie!
__________________
Neulich auf einer LAN.
Hermann: "Robert, hast du den Code für das neue PC Spiel"
Robby: "K4UF-D1R-D45-5P13L-D4NN-H45T-​DU-1HN"
Hermann: "Danke, aber der geht nicht.

Wochen später.
Robby: Du.. ich brach ma ne Serial für Windows -.-
Hermann: F1CKD-1CHUN-DK4UF-350R1-61​N4L
Robby: Geht nicht...
 
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