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Thema: Samstag :: Bild Nr. 129
RBH-Bookwood
26.10.2010 um 14:37
Clan: .:PGJ:. PolyGon-Junkeys
Postings: 195

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ohhh . . . make dir glucklisch, mit de finger in deine popo!
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Neulich auf einer LAN.
Hermann: "Robert, hast du den Code für das neue PC Spiel"
Robby: "K4UF-D1R-D45-5P13L-D4NN-H45T-​DU-1HN"
Hermann: "Danke, aber der geht nicht.

Wochen später.
Robby: Du.. ich brach ma ne Serial für Windows -.-
Hermann: F1CKD-1CHUN-DK4UF-350R1-61​N4L
Robby: Geht nicht...
 
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.olli
29.10.2010 um 12:23

Clan: Gamesession Hannover
Postings: 1127

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^^ oh man du weißt nicht, wie ich grad lachen muss.. ich musste mir deinen satz mit janeks stimme vorstellen
 
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littleraki
30.10.2010 um 20:02

Clan: Kein Clan
Postings: 855

NEW

Wenn du willst spreche ich dir das ein, so für dich als SMS ton
 
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samsa alias gisela
11.11.2010 um 15:19
Clan: Kein Clan
Postings: 948

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Bitte Janek, ich will es auch haben!!!
__________________
Sag mal, wir sind zwar nicht in der Klappse, aber normal sind wir auch nicht.
 
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