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Hades

16.02.2008 um 14:34

Clan: my-exolite.de
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...Chuck Norris KANN eine
Schwingtür zuschlagen...

Neo

16.02.2008 um 15:21

Clan: Traumfabrik
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nur chuck norris kriegt bei burger king auch ein big mäc

peppi

16.02.2008 um 16:33

Clan: Gamesession Hannover
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Manche Menschen tragen Superman-Schlafanzüge... Superman... trägt einen Chuck Norris-Schlafanzug..

peppi

16.02.2008 um 16:33

Clan: Gamesession Hannover
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Wenn Chuck Norris ins Wasser fällt, wird Chuck Norris nicht nass, sondern das Wasser wird Chuck Norris!

!LLuS!0n

16.02.2008 um 17:52

Clan: FrettcHen L0veRs
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Wenn ein man sagt er habe in seinem ganzen Leben mit 1700 Frauen geschlafen ist das für Chuck Norris ein Diestag Vormittag.

Sanchez

16.02.2008 um 18:36

Clan: Kein Clan
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Christen Schauen Bibel Tv. Gott schaut Walker, Texas Ranger

Neo

16.02.2008 um 19:22

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Chuck Norris ist vor 10 Jahren gestorben. Der TOD hatte bis jetzt nur noch nicht den Mut es ihm zu sagen.

!LLuS!0n

16.02.2008 um 19:38

Clan: FrettcHen L0veRs
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Chuck Norris verkaufte seine Seele an den Teufel für sein aussehen und seine kraft, als der Teufel kam um sie zu holen gab er ihm einen Roundhousekick, der Teufel sagte das er das hätte vorhersehen müssen und er liebt Ironie, seitdem spielen die beiden jeden Abend Poker.

Gnackwatschn

16.02.2008 um 19:52

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Chuck Norris zählte bis unendlich und das zwei mal.
__________________
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Neo

16.02.2008 um 20:13

Clan: Traumfabrik
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Chuck Norris hat keinen Schatten. Die Wand möchte nur so aussehen wie Chuck Norris.

Sanchez

16.02.2008 um 20:24

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lol neo xD

Neo

16.02.2008 um 20:27

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Chuck Norris schläft nie im dunkeln nicht weil Chuck Norris Angst im Dunkeln hat, sondern weil das Dunkle Angst vor Chuck Norris hat.

!LLuS!0n

16.02.2008 um 21:15

Clan: FrettcHen L0veRs
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Chuck Norris dreht noppenkondome vorm sex um damit er spass hat

DataLorD

16.02.2008 um 22:01

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Chuck Norris war mal Angeln. Als er gestört wurde erwiederte er: Es ist mir Scheißegal wer dein Daddy ist, aber wenn ich hier Agle, läuft du nicht übers Wasser!
__________________
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!LLuS!0n

16.02.2008 um 22:33

Clan: FrettcHen L0veRs
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Es hat mal jemand zu Chuck Norris gesagt der Roundhousekick sei nicht die beste Art zu treten, das wird seit dem als schlimmster Fehler der Menschheit angesehen.

Matzo

16.02.2008 um 22:47

Clan: Gamesession Hannover
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Chuck Norris war Kamikaze Pilot und das zwölf mal^^

Neo

16.02.2008 um 23:02

Clan: Traumfabrik
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Chuck Norris kann eine Partie Vier Gewinnt in drei Zügen gewinnen.

!LLuS!0n

17.02.2008 um 00:04

Clan: FrettcHen L0veRs
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Chuck Norris schwitz nicht beim kacken, Kacke schwitzt beim chucknorrisen

Neo

17.02.2008 um 10:07

Clan: Traumfabrik
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Chuck Norris braucht 20 Minuten, um sich 60 Minuten Film anzuschauen.

!LLuS!0n

17.02.2008 um 13:04

Clan: FrettcHen L0veRs
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Gott sprach es werde licht, darauf Chuck Norris:,, Wie heisst das Zauberwort???"

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HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_left< == 1 0.415773 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_left< 0.415792 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: left::menu_lan 0.415798 - CBOX::menu -> generate Menu Box >lan< 0.415802 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.415808 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.415821 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.415829 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.415837 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.415844 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.415852 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.415860 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.415868 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.415875 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu< 0.415895 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_left< == 1 0.415906 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_left< 0.415919 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: left::menu_turnier 0.415926 - CBOX::menu -> generate Menu Box >turnier< 0.415930 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.415935 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.415977 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.416001 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.416011 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.416018 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu< 0.416036 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_left< == 1 0.416047 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_left< 0.416059 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: left::menu_communtiy 0.416066 - CBOX::menu -> generate Menu Box >community< 0.416070 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.416075 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.416087 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.416096 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.416103 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu< 0.416145 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_left< == 1 0.416162 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_left< 0.416176 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: left::menu_user 0.416183 - CBOX::menu -> generate Menu Box >login< 0.416187 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.416192 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.416205 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu_bit< 0.416213 - HTML::template -> template: >box_menu< 0.416230 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_left< == 1 0.416241 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_left< 0.416256 - HTML::template -> template: >page_content_left< 0.416303 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- side=right 0.416308 - styles::getInstance -> do 0.416312 - GLOBAL::include -> class.cbox.php 0.416317 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::login 0.416324 - CBOX::login -> generate Box 0.416333 - HTML::template -> template: >box_login< 0.416394 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.416405 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.416439 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::party 0.416447 - CBOX::party -> generate Box 0.416453 - HTML::template -> template: >box_event_nocurrent< 0.416514 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.416527 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.416541 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::upcomingparty 0.416561 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.416573 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.416586 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::buddylist 0.416594 - CBOX::buddylist -> generate Box 0.416601 - HTML::template -> template: >box_buddylist_notloggedin< 0.416652 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.416665 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.416678 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::forum 0.416685 - CBOX::forum -> generate forum box 0.416690 - CBOX::forum_load_threads -> load data 0.416717 - dotCommon::classload -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php 0.416931 - CACHE::get -> cache: >topthreads< found 0.417045 - CBOX::forum_threads -> list all threads in array 0.417055 - FORUM::thread_lastvisit -> threadid: Array 0.417063 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.417097 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.417172 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.417205 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.417232 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.417260 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.417286 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.417312 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.417336 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.417360 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.417383 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.417406 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.417430 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.417449 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum< 0.417525 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.417556 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.417569 - HTML::template -> template: >page_content_right< 0.417608 - HTML::template -> template: >page_content< 0.417650 - HTML::template -> template: >page_impressum< 0.417679 - HTML::template -> template: >page< 0.417853 - PAGE::render -> final PHP Includes : 27 DB Queries : 22 Rendering Time : 0.418540 Includes PHP Files: - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/forum/index.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/global.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/autoload.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_real.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/ClassLoader.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_static.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/nikic/fast-route/src/functions.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/swift_required.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/classes/Swift.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/symfony/polyfill-ctype/bootstrap.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotCommon.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/config.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotDatabase.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.page.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.pageextends.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotSession.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.user.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.styles.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/html/styles/gsh-lan-grey.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.event.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.admin.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.prvmsg.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.sitzplan.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.forum.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.html.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php

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