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Neo
24.03.2008 um 17:01
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Chuck Norris Schweiß kann Löcher in Beton brennen.
 
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Hoodlum
27.03.2008 um 13:02
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Seitdem Chuck Norris schwimmen kann ist Ariel eine Meerfrau.
 
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Namico20
28.03.2008 um 23:16
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http://www.speedyshare.com/673275901.html

Da könnt Ihr euch ein paar Chuck Norris jokes an hören also ich finde es nicht schlecht...ich sags mal so **
viel spaß damit^^
 
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d3pp
29.03.2008 um 12:58

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Wenn Chuck Norris in dem Film 300 mitspielen würde, würde der Film 1 heissen.

Chuck Norris kriegt bei Praktiker auch 20% auf Tiernahrung
 
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Hades
05.04.2008 um 13:12
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chuck Norris KANN mit einem beim sprinten!!
 
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uNrocKbar
10.09.2008 um 12:50
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Chuck Norris trinkt Napalm um sich abzukühlen.
 
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donj
10.10.2008 um 11:53
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Chuck Norris kann unter Wasser grillen
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humpi
10.10.2008 um 17:06
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chuck norris isst sein knoppers schon um 9:00
 
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donj
11.10.2008 um 02:35
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Chuck Norris isst keine Honig, er kaut Bienen
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BuLLiTT100
10.03.2009 um 12:17
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Wenn Chuck Norris schlafen geht zählt er keine Schafe .... die Schafe zählen Chuck Norris

Ich bin mir aber nicht sicher ob Chuck Norris Schlafen geht.
 
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Gh0sT
10.03.2009 um 17:55
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chuck norris schläft nicht, er wartet

(damit wäre das die antwort auf deine frage bullitt )
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Ironman
21.10.2009 um 11:05
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Wenn Cuck Norris Kalt ist, wärmt er sich in der Tiefkühltruhe!
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That's all!
 
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°«X-TRèMé»°
21.10.2009 um 12:19
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Chuck Norris kann Meerjungfrauen zwischen die Beine greifen.

Man hat überlegt Chuck Norris auf Hiroshima zu werfen, doch man entschied sich für die Atmombombe. Es ist humaner.
 
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mr_cky
21.10.2009 um 16:21
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Am Anfang war das Nichts, dann hat Chuck Norris diesem Nichts einen Roundhouse-Kick verpasst und gesagt: Such dir einen Job! So entstand das Universum.
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e0x*
21.10.2009 um 17:16
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chuck norris wird von WoW nicht süchtig
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[19:06:13] keksdose: i dont want brainlaggers
[19:06:14] Dead_man_walkin: why
[19:06:27] Dead_man_walkin: i dont lag
[19:06:30] System: Dead_man_walkin has a ping of 31 ms.
[19:06:45] schnon: you need to ping your brain lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSNGKt2xzuY



 
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Messiah
21.10.2009 um 19:42

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Wenn der Boogie-Man schlafen geht, schaut er unter sein Bett, um nachzusehen ob Chuck Norris dort liegt
 
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peppi
21.10.2009 um 19:53

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bester chuck norris witz zu sehen in:
Family Guy Staffel 5 Episode 15: Texorzismus
 
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littleraki
22.10.2009 um 01:01

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJcg...feature=related

nein der ist besser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhXzjiMvKx0
hahaha

[Editiert von littleraki am 22.Oct.2009 um 01:03]
 
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Marcuis
22.10.2009 um 22:05
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chuck norris geht blutspenden!! nur nie sein eigenes
 
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flippa
26.12.2009 um 23:18
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Chuck Norris kann Drehtüren zuschlagen!
Chuck Norris kann Bälle umschubsen!
Chuck Norris isst sein Knoppers schon um halb neun!

[Editiert von flippa am 26.Dec.2009 um 23:19]
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0.489338 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.489369 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.489375 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.489382 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.489386 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.489392 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.489396 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.489402 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.489430 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.489458 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.489464 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.489471 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.489475 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.489481 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.489485 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.489492 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.489514 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.489542 - HTML::encode                 -> __________________"It's more difficult to change one's oppin...
0.489587 - HTML::encode                 -> replace run 1
0.489627 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.489632 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.489640 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.489643 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.489650 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.489672 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.489679 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.489706 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.489754 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingindex<
0.489817 - FORUM::showthread            -> check for moderator utils
0.489824 - FORUM::update_visit          -> forumid: 5 threadid: 871 posttime: 2009-12-26 23:18:37
0.489862 - GLOBAL::end userspace        -> ---------------------------------------------
0.489903 - PAGE::render                 -> start rendering page layout
0.489908 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.489913 - USER::check_for_new_messages -> return
0.489919 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_sitetitle<
0.489959 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.489963 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.490011 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_topbanner<
0.490041 - PAGE::get_shortmenu          -> return
0.490046 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.490048 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.490063 - SESSION::anz_onlineuser      -> return
0.490069 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1782974560
0.490279 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1782974560 AND userid!=0
0.490454 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_shortmenu<
0.490497 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=left
0.490503 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.490507 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.490530 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
0.491332 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_news
0.491345 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >news<
0.491351 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.491357 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491398 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.491438 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.491452 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.491485 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_info
0.491493 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >info<
0.491497 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.491502 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491512 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491519 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491527 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491533 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491540 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491547 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.491564 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.491574 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.491587 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_lan
0.491596 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >lan<
0.491601 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.491605 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491640 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491648 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491655 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491677 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491684 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491691 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491697 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491704 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.491722 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.491733 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.491745 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_turnier
0.491750 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >turnier<
0.491754 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.491758 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491767 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491775 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491782 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491789 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.491804 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.491814 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.491825 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_communtiy
0.491830 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >community<
0.491834 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.491838 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491846 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491853 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491860 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.491875 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.491884 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.491895 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_user
0.491901 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >login<
0.491904 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.491909 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491917 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.491923 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.491939 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.491949 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.491960 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_left<
0.491992 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=right
0.491997 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.492000 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.492004 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::login
0.492010 - CBOX::login                  -> generate Box
0.492017 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_login<
0.492070 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.492081 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.492110 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::party
0.492117 - CBOX::party                  -> generate Box
0.492122 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_event_nocurrent<
0.492158 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.492168 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.492178 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::upcomingparty
0.492190 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.492199 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.492209 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::buddylist
0.492215 - CBOX::buddylist              -> generate Box
0.492220 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_buddylist_notloggedin<
0.492260 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.492270 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.492280 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::forum
0.492286 - CBOX::forum                  -> generate forum box
0.492289 - CBOX::forum_load_threads     -> load data
0.492304 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php
0.492454 - CACHE::get                   -> cache: >topthreads< found
0.492539 - CBOX::forum_threads          -> list all threads in array
0.492547 - FORUM::thread_lastvisit      -> threadid: Array
0.492553 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.492575 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.492670 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.492697 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.492717 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.492737 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.492756 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.492776 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.492795 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.492813 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.492831 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.492849 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.492867 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.492878 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum<
0.492933 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.492946 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.492960 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_right<
0.492998 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content<
0.493038 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_impressum<
0.493067 - HTML::template               -> template: >page<
0.493216 - PAGE::render                 -> final

PHP Includes   : 27
DB Queries     : 19
Rendering Time : 0.493897

Includes PHP Files: 
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/forum/index.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/global.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/autoload.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_real.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/ClassLoader.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_static.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/nikic/fast-route/src/functions.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/swift_required.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/classes/Swift.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/symfony/polyfill-ctype/bootstrap.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotCommon.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/config.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotDatabase.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.page.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.pageextends.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotSession.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.user.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.styles.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/html/styles/gsh-lan-grey.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.event.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.admin.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.prvmsg.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.sitzplan.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.forum.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.html.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php